February 2012
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so I wonder what it's like for their kids
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Daughter: But Mom I’m too lazy to clean my r- Katniss: WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE Katniss: I HAD TO KILL CHILDREN Katniss: SO I THINK THAT YOU CAN Daughter: Mom you always pull this speech on- Katniss: CLEAN YOUR GODDAMN ROOM Peeta: ALSO Peeta: YOUR MOM DID IT ALL FOR THE GAMES Peeta: SOMETIMES I WANT TO CHOKE HER OUT OF NOWHERE Daughter: Dad why are you even- Peeta: MY LEG...
Normal person: Crying over real relationships
Me: Violently sobbing over otp
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every time someone reblogs my tags, the feeling i get is what i imagine winning an oscar is like.
and when people ignore my brilliant tags, i suddenly understand how leonardo dicaprio feels.
This is why I don't take naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
tina: i just want a song :)
artie: ROFLMAO
blaine: LOOOOOOOOOOL
will: lololololololol
will: but no srsly good luck with that
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California weather.
Morning: HOLY SHIT it's freezing.
Afternoon: Who the fuck set the earth on fire.
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there’s a special place in hell for people who don’t close your door when they leave the room when your door was originally closed
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I love the notion that you can meet somebody when you’re young and stay with her...
– Daniel Radcliffe | by Mariano Vivanco for BULLET magazine [Spring 2012] (via carpediem121)